May 2012
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Making Friends
It’s tough meeting new friends as an adult these days. Especially in the New York City/New Jersey area. I go out, and meet some people; strike up a conversation. Other guy could be very cool, funny person; all I’m thinking is: “Why the fuck is he wearing a bow-tie?”
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Forecast of the Future of Gaming.
We won’t even be talking about SONY any longer.
Microsoft will dominate till Apple drops a foot in the console race.
Nintendo continues to do the same thing it always does: totally ignore the competition.
Barrels will still explode, but you’ll be making it happen with your feet.
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April 2012
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March 2012
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playcrackthe-sky asked: As a fellow avid californication fan, I thought you should know that it's not the series finale, just season. It was picked up for a 6th season
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Californication
I’m an avid (whatever that means) fan of Californication, a Showtime TV series. I’ve been there from the start with Hank. A walking sexual demon clad in a black t-shirt trying to do right by the love of his life amongst the worst of the worst. How can I not be a fan?
The series finale is this coming Sunday. I’m demanding a happy ending on this one. He’s got to get his...
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Beat On My Feet
Been conducting a cross city move of a “high end but illusive” fashion company for work. Twisted ankle and a toothache keeping me company throughout. I’m tired.
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Cuntent
Maybe it’s about content, people.
Like the television. All the content of the world on the wall, as some technologically spawned window. People eating goat balls, and denying the birthright of their children. Why do reality shows based on wealthy cunts do well during a depres..excuse me, recession? Are we that fucking self-hating? Change the channel: a bloated talking head crying over the...
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Before I discharge this Lysol can into the hamsters eyes; are you sure you don’t remember where the jar of goat semen is?
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February 2012
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Gaming Update
Last night my boyfriend and I completed a co-operative run through the Fear 3 video game, which is available on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. We happen to be Sony people, so we enjoyed the family slaughter tale Fear 3 had, the co-op focused on two brothers, fighting alongside one another till the bitter end, where the story’s culmination alters to accommodate the higher scoring player....
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Call of Duty Semi-Elite
Being the consumerist fuck I am, I purchased the “Elite” software subscription to the recent Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 this past November. The $50.00 add on was suppose to include exclusive content such as: dashboard themes, avatars, automatic access to new DLC maps, modes, and etc., for the game. Considering an average map pack costs roughly ten bucks per, Elite’s main...
January 2012
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Snow Angel
My fingers stink of the half pack of cigarettes I’ve smoked as I wait. Sniffing them holds off the urge to light another…for a while. I’m tired of waiting, but theres no point in leaving yet. Haven’t gotten what I wanted yet. Maybe I should quit smoking I think, the thought seems to rear its fresh lunged face only when I’m reaching for another. Quick lighter work...
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Tips for Skyrim Second-Timers
Get your Speech skill, and numerous level-ups in 1 million “X” button presses or less.
Go to Riften
Walk into the Black-Briar Meadery (around 3pm).
Talk to Ungrien (behind the counter)
Select: “Tell me about Maven Black-Briar”
Press the “X” button a million fucking times.
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Going through shit. Only semi-around. Still alive. See ya soon.
