February 2012
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Gaming Update
Last night my boyfriend and I completed a co-operative run through the Fear 3 video game, which is available on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. We happen to be Sony people, so we enjoyed the family slaughter tale Fear 3 had, the co-op focused on two brothers, fighting alongside one another till the bitter end, where the story’s culmination alters to accommodate the higher scoring player....
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Call of Duty Semi-Elite
Being the consumerist fuck I am, I purchased the “Elite” software subscription to the recent Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 this past November. The $50.00 add on was suppose to include exclusive content such as: dashboard themes, avatars, automatic access to new DLC maps, modes, and etc., for the game. Considering an average map pack costs roughly ten bucks per, Elite’s main...
January 2012
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Snow Angel
My fingers stink of the half pack of cigarettes I’ve smoked as I wait. Sniffing them holds off the urge to light another…for a while. I’m tired of waiting, but theres no point in leaving yet. Haven’t gotten what I wanted yet. Maybe I should quit smoking I think, the thought seems to rear its fresh lunged face only when I’m reaching for another. Quick lighter work...
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Tips for Skyrim Second-Timers
Get your Speech skill, and numerous level-ups in 1 million “X” button presses or less.
Go to Riften
Walk into the Black-Briar Meadery (around 3pm).
Talk to Ungrien (behind the counter)
Select: “Tell me about Maven Black-Briar”
Press the “X” button a million fucking times.
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Going through shit. Only semi-around. Still alive. See ya soon.
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December 2011
17 posts
Shweet. →
In case you wondered.
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Urban Hunting
When I hear the “pop” I knew we were in trouble. Just suppose to be some old lady living off daily meals on wheels. Did he fuck this up? I bet he fucked this up. I’m just clear of the second landing when I hear the second “pop”, this one occupied by a senior citizen flying around the second floor stair case, twirl on her very dead heels and fall in a blue-haired tumble down the stairs to my feet....
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Christmas Lights
And when we kissed it all felt the same again. Like we were back in Brooklyn, Christmas lights from the window lighting you up in a maliciously sexy red, your smile getting me through the rough winter nights. We were so happy then, stealing grabs in the night, listening to the same songs over and over while we waited to see who’d make the first move.
Fifty/fifty.
Have we strayed so far that we...
Ba-humbug.
Pop Culture Elf. →
I still don’t know who this Kim Kardashboard lady is.
ijusthaventearnit asked: shut off the auto save feature and it'll stop crashing. i had the same issues for my guy, but with the latest update and saving on my own has made for a blissful experience.
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Cryrim
I’ve just reached a modest level 42 in the land of Skyrim with my much less modest, “BAMF” character, Peatnik. I can level the field with a firely rain, decapitate vicious bandits and demons at will, summon the undead for my bidding, and deflect nearly all attacks with a personally crafted armor that sends lesser men home with the willies at one glance.
Unfortunately, should...
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“It was the straw that broke his fucking back. Never the same after. Probably...”
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Keep a constant.
Example: Despite a rough set of circumstances this Christmas (say “Holiday” and I’ll kill you) season, I know for a fact, on the 25th, I’ll be drunk, watching Bill Murray sing at the end of Scrooged, and I’ll be one happy bastard. Seven years running, with one of my closest friends. It’s more than tradition, it’s been a goddamn life-savior for more than a...
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“My latest horrifying nightmare is having my soul captured into a small crystal,...”
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ihateyourbirthday:
Did I really just do a roll in SKYRIM? Since when can you roll?! How did I do that??
If you get the ability in the Sneak category, whenever you sprint while sneaking, you will roll instead.
Very nifty.
What.
You know when you level up and you can choose a skill/ability in the stars? Well in Sneak, there’s an option to where if...
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Did I really just do a roll in SKYRIM? Since when can you roll?! How did I do that??
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Not Sure Yet
Much of my day is spent attempting to levitate my stapler. Hours pass, the tedious near-magic being interrupted only for unwanted phone calls, and bathroom breaks. I do also enjoy ripping the second page out of the magazine articles in the lobby, though this activity has to be carefully timed around the receptionist’s personal waste management. You must be quick, and skilled to bypass the the...
November 2011
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Ate some turkey, killed two dragons, two trolls and a mammoth. It’s been a good day.
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Euphemism For Vagina
“Tina is a real cunt.”
“Oh I know, tell me about it.”
“I just did.”
“Yeah, but…”
“Tina, dummy, is a cunt because she doesn’t want to fuck Vinny.”
“Why would she want to fuck Vinny?”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Vinny is your husband…”
“Look, I know full...
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“When I was younger, I would stay up all night traversing through Morrowind. Now...”
Team Up. →
New comic, Same Bat-channel, flexible Bat-time. Also here’s a quick preveiw of the next podcast, Hope you’ll enjoy both,
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Cat F(l)ight
I suppose I shouldn’t have thrown the cat out of the window. I have a tendency to overreact when I’m stressed. Up till now it’s been a lifelong cross to bare. I’m not sorry for the loss of the cat, of course. Sabrina the Cat never cared for me, and the feeling was mutual. Since the first day I came into contact with the animal, I had the sneaking suspicion I’d end up...
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Unsharted 3: Deceptive Linen
I’ve spent this, and last, week doing a stupid amount of running around, for work and various chores. In the middle of the week, I brought my boyfriend to his flight for Chicago, where he’s visiting with a friend until next week. Since then, it’s just me been and the dog, and all the thoughtful conversations in-between.
There’s also been a lot of Uncharted, which is once...
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Suicide is a Killer
I’ve been thinking of suicide for quite a while. All the many ways to end a life. My life in this case. At first I was leaning towards hanging myself. But then I remembered that I lost my good belt. And since I’ve given up on solid foods, I’ve lost quite a bit of weight. As you could imagine, I wouldn’t want to hang myself, only to have my pants fall off, greeting the person who discovers my body...
October 2011
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Batman: Arkham City, A Review
I just finished up a run with the wonderfully pleasurable Batman: Arkham City. As a fan of the Bat, he was in a close tie with Spideman as my favorite costumed freak throughout my childhood, I was extremely pleased to see the mythos was once again expertly handled by the game studio Rocksteady.
Rocksteady first took the reigns with Batman’s video game identity a couple years back with...
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Alright...
I’m not fan of any particular politico, however, Obama has two dead mass murderers under his belt, and now, the official ending of the Iraq war in time for the hoildays (and next election). That’s not too fucking bad at all.