December 2011
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Urban Hunting
When I hear the “pop” I knew we were in trouble. Just suppose to be some old lady living off daily meals on wheels. Did he fuck this up? I bet he fucked this up. I’m just clear of the second landing when I hear the second “pop”, this one accompanied by a senior citizen flying around the second floor stair case, twirl on her very dead heels and fall in a blue-haired tumble down the stairs to my...
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Christmas Lights
And when we kissed it all felt the same again. Like we were back in Brooklyn, Christmas lights from the window lighting you up in a maliciously sexy red, your smile getting me through the rough winter nights. We were so happy then, stealing grabs in the night, listening to the same songs over and over while we waited to see who’d make the first move.
Fifty/fifty.
Have we strayed so far that we...
Ba-humbug.
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I still don’t know who this Kim Kardashboard lady is.
ijusthaventearnit asked: shut off the auto save feature and it'll stop crashing. i had the same issues for my guy, but with the latest update and saving on my own has made for a blissful experience.
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Cryrim
I’ve just reached a modest level 42 in the land of Skyrim with my much less modest, “BAMF” character, Peatnik. I can level the field with a firely rain, decapitate vicious bandits and demons at will, summon the undead for my bidding, and deflect nearly all attacks with a personally crafted armor that sends lesser men home with the willies at one glance.
Unfortunately, should...
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“It was the straw that broke his fucking back. Never the same after. Probably...”
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Keep a constant.
Example: Despite a rough set of circumstances this Christmas (say “Holiday” and I’ll kill you) season, I know for a fact, on the 25th, I’ll be drunk, watching Bill Murray sing at the end of Scrooged, and I’ll be one happy bastard. Seven years running, with one of my closest friends. It’s more than tradition, it’s been a goddamn life-savior for more than a...
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“My latest horrifying nightmare is having my soul captured into a small crystal,...”
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Did I really just do a roll in SKYRIM? Since when can you roll?! How did I do that??
If you get the ability in the Sneak category, whenever you sprint while sneaking, you will roll instead.
Very nifty.
What.
You know when you level up and you can choose a skill/ability in the stars? Well in Sneak, there’s an option to where if...
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Did I really just do a roll in SKYRIM? Since when can you roll?! How did I do that??
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Not Sure Yet
Much of my day is spent attempting to levitate my stapler. Hours pass, the tedious near-magic being interrupted only for unwanted phone calls, and bathroom breaks. I do also enjoy ripping the second page out of the magazine articles in the lobby, though this activity has to be carefully timed around the receptionist’s personal waste management. You must be quick, and skilled to bypass the the...
