Euphemism For Vagina
“Tina is a real cunt.”
“Oh I know, tell me about it.”
“I just did.”
“Yeah, but…”
“Tina, dummy, is a cunt because she doesn’t want to fuck Vinny.”
“Why would she want to fuck Vinny?”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Vinny is your husband…”
“Look, I know full well that all you bitches gather at dusk on Thursday nights to talk about how sexy Vinny is.”
“What are you talking about, Vicki?”
“You sit around in little near-dyke circles and discuss how much more of a man my Vinny is compared to your pathetic husbands. You hate me because my man is fully capable of sustaining himself in a manner befitting of the title, whereas the dumpy zeros who share your beds find strife in with dealing of the most mundane of tasks.”
“Jesus, Vicki! What the fuck..!”
“Which one of you brings the doodles?”
“The wha…?”
“The doodles, you spacy twat! The carefully drawn pictures of what you sluts consider to be my husband Vinny’s genitals.”
“My god…”
“Yes I’m sure that’s exactly what you silly bitches gasp as you pass around the photos of the would be Monster-Penis. Well…let me tell you something little girl; it’s even bigger.”
“Vicki, you’re insane. Why are you saying these things?!”
“It needs to be said! Just say it!”
“Say what?!”
“Say it, you no good hole!”
“Why do you always have to ruin our Red Lobster dinners together!”
Peter J. McCann,
April, 2010.
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ambsterdamn said:
We really need to start injecting the phrase “Gather at dusk” into more things.
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