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Business card template number 2. I think I might...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v47mLyfV1ql7im4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wordleydesigns.com/post/24099055838/business-card-template-number-2-i-think-i-might" target="_blank"&gt;wordley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Business card template number 2. I think I might actually print these bad boys, I like how this came out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/24101236830</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/24101236830</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 21:31:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k7yjG5IR1r3x83so1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k7yjG5IR1r3x83so2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k7yjG5IR1r3x83so3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k7yjG5IR1r3x83so4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23890096577</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23890096577</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:29:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How I’ve been starting my mornings: Smoking with Keith.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_8ijaUa0EZY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How I’ve been starting my mornings: Smoking with Keith.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23861819774</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23861819774</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 10:23:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Making Friends</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s tough meeting new friends as an adult these days. Especially in the New York City/New Jersey area.  I go out, and meet some people; strike up a conversation. Other guy could be very cool, funny person; all I&amp;#8217;m thinking is: &amp;#8220;Why the fuck is he wearing a bow-tie?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23794043089</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23794043089</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:01 -0400</pubDate><category>hipsters</category><category>yuck</category><category>bow-tie</category><category>friends</category><category>natural negativity</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fifbowr91qgj4zoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fifbowr91qgj4zoo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23726956363</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23726956363</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 06:08:36 -0400</pubDate><category>The good</category><category>the bad</category><category>the ugly</category></item><item><title>Song Of The Day:
Jack White :...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iErNRBTPbEc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Song Of The Day:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack White : “Love Interrupted”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been digging his latest solo album a good deal, nearly every track a joy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23367843735</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23367843735</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 16:10:42 -0400</pubDate><category>jack white</category><category>blunderbuss</category><category>love interrupted</category><category>song of the day</category></item><item><title>Currently Reading.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m464w18lie1qzevgpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Currently Reading.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23227012422</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23227012422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 09:16:49 -0400</pubDate><category>Burke</category><category>Andrew Vachss</category><category>lit</category><category>noir</category><category>currently reading</category></item><item><title>nevver:

Typewriters of Writers
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42obgKbjP1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/23107912030/typewriters-of-writers" target="_blank"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.doobybrain.com/2012/03/12/smith-journal/" target="_blank"&gt;Typewriters of Writers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23122763004</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/23122763004</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 17:25:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Forecast of the Future of Gaming.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We won&amp;#8217;t even be talking about SONY any longer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Microsoft will dominate till Apple drops a foot in the console race.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nintendo continues to do the same thing it always does: totally ignore the competition.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barrels will still explode, but you&amp;#8217;ll be making it happen with your feet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22912227954</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22912227954</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 13:29:04 -0400</pubDate><category>gaming</category><category>gamer forecast</category><category>future of gaming</category><category>videogames</category></item><item><title>mattbraunger:

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Jack Nicholson...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3flxetmgE1qiz3j8o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattbraunger.tumblr.com/post/22413600281/fuckyeahbehindthescenes-jack-nicholson" target="_blank"&gt;mattbraunger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahbehindthescenes.tumblr.com/post/22356977067/jack-nicholson-preparing-for-the-famous-ax-scene" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahbehindthescenes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack Nicholson preparing for the famous ax scene.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Shining (1980)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This. Is. Incredible.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22438880300</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22438880300</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 06:38:34 -0400</pubDate><category>Jack</category><category>axe</category><category>the shinning</category></item><item><title>gamescrunch:

Max Payne 3 - screenshots 
Release Date:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go10_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3exw4PHcz1r6hu3go7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gamescrunch.tumblr.com/post/22272998570/max-payne-3-screenshots-release-date" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gamescrunch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Max Payne 3 - &lt;/strong&gt;screenshots &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Release Date: 5/15/2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



A middle-aged drunk looking to buy his way to peace with two fists of gun. Obviously, this is a must buy.</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22316012480</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22316012480</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:30:14 -0400</pubDate><category>Max Payne 3</category><category>Gaming</category></item><item><title>thegoodfilms:

Steve Zissou


One of my favorite characters,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vfl2vZts1r3d8abo1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoodfilms.tumblr.com/post/20503247332" target="_blank"&gt;thegoodfilms&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Steve Zissou&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of my favorite characters, from one of my favorite films. Portrayed by no big surprise. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22009197406</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/22009197406</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:05:21 -0400</pubDate><category>the life aquatic</category><category>bill murray</category></item><item><title>Legend.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i4moHWoH1qzzs0oo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Legend.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21156305466</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21156305466</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:36:06 -0400</pubDate><category>bill murray</category></item><item><title>fyeahnubby:

I guess he’s on the prowl for a goose or some such...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2h5q9QvgZ1rthmrco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahnubby.tumblr.com/post/21084505739/i-guess-hes-on-the-prowl-for-a-goose-or-some-such" target="_blank"&gt;fyeahnubby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guess he’s on the prowl for a goose or some such nonsense—he’s a damn dog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21109790269</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21109790269</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:47:12 -0400</pubDate><category>humor</category><category>dog</category><category>animal</category><category>thrill seeker</category></item><item><title>mattivere:

Day in the Park with the dog and the hubby.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hh3m4yMj1qc5hmko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattivere.tumblr.com/post/21097517114/day-in-the-park-with-the-dog-and-the-hubby" target="_blank"&gt;mattivere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Day in the Park with the dog and the hubby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21097891718</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/21097891718</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:14:01 -0400</pubDate><category>park</category><category>dog</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>love</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>Elected Kings end the same way.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuzwpy1Wo1r6w2c7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elected Kings end the same way.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20898995301</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20898995301</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:28:28 -0400</pubDate><category>JFK</category><category>king</category><category>dead</category><category>shot</category><category>nice hat Jackie</category></item><item><title>tonymoore:

Jesse Custer from Preacher, and his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zvdtPmYa1r3wfa4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tonymoore.tumblr.com/post/20841471688/jesse-custer-from-preacher-and-his-conscience" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tonymoore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jesse Custer from Preacher, and his conscience.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



Badass to badass. Preacher was a fantastic book.</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20841720997</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20841720997</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:07:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ever since I saw James Caan smash one into a crazed Kathy Bates,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28p2t2E0Z1qzevgpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ever since I saw James Caan smash one into a crazed Kathy Bates, I knew I wanted to be a writer. Sure, there’s the occasional hobbling, but as they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also have a typewriter fetish.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20815260557</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20815260557</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:20:53 -0400</pubDate><category>writer</category><category>kathy bates</category><category>misery</category><category>typewriter</category><category>vintage</category><category>james caan</category></item><item><title>chroniclesofdave:

Dear World…FUCK OFF!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1o8jxpjwT1qhdgkgo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chroniclesofdave.tumblr.com/post/20142929534/dear-world-fuck-off" target="_blank"&gt;chroniclesofdave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear World…FUCK OFF!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20224400589</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20224400589</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 10:16:41 -0400</pubDate><category>Californication</category><category>hank moody</category><category>life in general</category></item><item><title>The closest I can get to any real religion is music. I’ll let...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OwqyyDD82Dc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The closest I can get to any real religion is music. I’ll let the dull commonness of that wash over you for a moment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Doo dee doo…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m a fan of Rock. In fact, I’m a fan of Rock ‘n’ Roll. I’m willing to stick my neck out there and risk potential cool-points by using the dated colloquialism the genre used to go by. Shocking as it may be to those who know me, I am a fan of purity. To a degree. Nothing I’d bet my life on, but enough to put a smile on my face. I try to keep it real, yo. You feel me?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All this and I’ve got a toothache. Always somethin’. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I want to to really go…well. I’ve tried some shit. Nothing I’d recommend, but I’ve tried some shit. Seen some other shit in action.  (Keep it simple.) I’m citing self-clarification in certain areas to prove known regard in highs beyond morning coffee. Yet, I’ve never personally enjoyed one that out ranked seeing AC/DC live in concert. Comedian Jim Breuer once credited AC/DC as the inventors of the “Head-Banging” genre; they just played that damn loud. It’s near impossible to stand still, long term fan or not. The two in back, Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd; they spend most of the evening hitting you in the chest with a sledgehammer. The two in front (since the death of Bon Scott:1980) Brian Johnson and Angus Young, chime in to shock your brain into anthropomorphic life with sharp guitar licks and a powerful gravel that your grandmother could only wish to park her coupe on. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m daring enough to enlist deep meaning from a few tunes by AC/DC. You don’t see those kind of balls out many people besides a few Popes. Little credit for being out on the limb is all I’m asking. Really. And some money. That’d be nice. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The purity being a complete lack of connection to the grander issues broadcast to you on a constant basis: The Middle East is a nightmare. The dollar will soon be meaningless. Here’s you’re favorite movie star saying “Gook,” during a private phone call. Tonight we’ll discuss the President’s favorite basketball teams. I defy you as a modern American to escape the day without coming across at least one media outlet’s regurgitation of minor human infraction/obscene long-shot of planetary doom. The shit you read on your fuckin’ Ipad counts. (I capitalize the first letter, because that’s how English fucking works.)  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AC/DC songs are about screwing, drinking, and standing around “rockin’ out.” I’m sorry I can’t give you a proper definition of what that actually entails, but I do promise it’s usually harmless besides a few subtracted public dignity points; which we all deserve now and again anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Music translates. Personally and broad. How the translation reads to you is singular and usually divine. AC/DC translates to me as: Go enjoy your life a bit, make a few (i.e. many) mistakes and have a fucking laugh now and then you droll twat. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Words of wisdom, by five of short guys from Australia.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20196925619</link><guid>http://ihateyourbirthday.com/post/20196925619</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>AC/DC</category><category>blog</category><category>music</category><category>rock</category><category>rock n roll</category><category>live music</category></item></channel></rss>

